So, now even the US did not want India's MARS mission to succeed! The ISI (Pakistan's Secret Service) joined hands with the American FNCBSIIA and Chinese Intelligence to sabotage the IMM (India Mars Mission) which was officially codenamed 'Operation Mangal' ('Mangal' is the Sanskrit name for 'Mars'). India was not far behind in understanding the evil designs of the 'Amreeki Hukumat' (read it as USA; Director of the FNCBSIIA - Mr. Tom Dick Harry Jr. aka '60 Cents' a Gangsta Rap Artist in his free time; by the way, he got this job because of the 99% resevation quota for the Male Convicts of African Origin), 'Pervasive Pervez' (Pakistan's omni-im-potent leader of ISI and U-JOKE – United Jehad of Kashmiri Egalitarians) and Lung Fung Hakka Noodal (the Military Strategist for the Pseudo-Communist China and also the Chief Architect of their brutal intelligence agency - the CIA: Chinese Intelligence Agency...known for its infamous chop-stick assassinations of a couple of democratic leaders in China).
Our desi RAW (Research & Analysis Wing) agents were closely monitoring the movement of 60 Cents, P. Pervez and L.F.H. Noodal from various parts of the world. The desi RAW agents dressed in Grey Safari Suits, Plastic Sun Glasses (brought from the Tibetan Market for Rs. 20) and State of the F..art .303 Rifles were unstoppable. They found that 60 Cents was using 'Airforce One' as a decoy and was actually sending 50 Cents instead of himself in that flight; 60 Cents used a Cycle-Rickshaw to reach the rendezvous point...'ISI Headquarters' which was actually a Bangladeshi Slum in New Delhi. P. Pervez and L.F.H. Noodal were already there and were enjoying the adulation and respect of the slum dwellers (who were actually ISI Moles). L.F.H. Noodal was feeling hungry so Abbas Bhai got some Hakka Noodle from the Chanmeen Stall (read it as Chowmein Stall) and all smiled at the cultural similarities between China and India as Lung Fung Hakka Noodal's name and the dish at the Chanmeen Stall (Hakka Noodle) were similar.
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