'Operation Chicken Curry' was on the move; The RAW agents successfully infiltrated the ISI foothold in the Bangladeshi Slum as Paan Vendors, Tea Shop Owners, Chanmeen Sellers and their biggest mole...Abbas Bhai (all dressed in Grey Safari Suits, Plastic Sun Glasses and Brown Shoes with torn socks)! Abbas Bhai was a defector and a double agent. Although he continues to give information to ISI, but the information is what RAW wants Abbas to give, fake leads & wrong information, to make ISI's evil plans go awry! Abbas was RAW's trump card! Before 'The Rendezvous' (as the Americans called it), RAW agents had managed to set up 40 mics all around the meeting point...(sorry not the tiny invisible mics but the huge dumbell sized mics which is used on the Stage for Plays, Skits and Ramleela during Diwali)
The meeting started with '60 Cents' saying, "Yo Man, Whats wrong with u guys man!! what the hell is goin on here man?? why did ya call me to this shitty place...we could have met some place else man..nevah calla nigga brotha to sucha shitty place man..and by the way...i am hungry man...u hav some burgers or shit like that over here??..Abbas says..."oye rahim! get 2 vada pavs, 1 chanmeen and 3 chais..cheeni kum malai jyada"..he continues while looking at 60 Cents, "Cent Bhai, sorry to have called you here, but it is important that you know that the Indians have secretly changed the date for the launch and L.F.H Noodal Bhaisahib gave us a wrong information that it is being launched on 31st December, 12:00, 2047"; L.F.H. Noodal said (in a Nasal Voice), "How dare youn question the Chiineeese Communist Intalligance! Wee are theee cheeeapest Intalligance uuunit in the wooorrld!!!". Abbas said, "Shut up you idiot! cheap is cheap not the best..who ever told you it is the best?". Pervez speaks up for the first time, he said "U-JOKE..." L.F.H. Noodal reacts "uu thinkk i am joking!!??"; Pervez says "no no i meant U-JOKE...."; Noodal reels with anger "I dont joke abouut seerious isssuues!! how dare u??"; Pervez shouts, "you communist idiot!! i am talking about United Jehad of Kashmiri Eglatarians!! U-JOKE in short"; Noodal says with a smile, "aahh ok ok ok...got it...a communication gapp...it izz like a tibetan gap..hehehe". Pervez continues "So, U-JOKE has collectively decided that the Indian Mars Mission has to be destroyed as it is the best occasion to send a message across the globe; anyone messes with us, they will face the wrath of the Jehadis and the Hardliners". 60 Cents asks, "Yo man! wats the Mars shit got anythin to do with yur jehad?!!, I dont know...and I dont care...this nigga brotha knows that we have some mining and diggin shit goin up there in Mars, and we don't want the indians' to see nothin; whats your take Mr. Noodle?". L.F.H. Noodal says, "By the way, pleeease taake ma naame propahlee, ma naame is Noodal and nota Noodle; and I too want to destroy the indi mars mission bcoze, Indi cheeni can nevar bcom bhai bhai..we hate democracy we love pseudo-communism cum actual-dictatorship..thats the way we are - idiots...and thats the we always wanna be...hehehe..we love tibet and arunachal pradesh and sikkim..and.."; Abbas retorts, "Shut up Hakka Noodle...listen to me first, if we seriously want to sabotage the mission lets know when they are launching the Space Shuttle..Hakka tells me that its 31st December, 12:00, 2047, but the information that I received is that they are launching on 1st Jan, 2048, 12:01!!!that is next year!!!"; 60 Cents was like, "Yo man, I thought you Chinese were good with intelligence and shit like that; I am givin this brown man abaas to do the intelligence gatherin job". Pervez asks, "so who is doing what, lets conclude our meeting..Abbas you get us more information, I will arrange 2 fidayeens and 2 human-bombs(brainwashed zombies) from U-JOKE, 60 Cents would give the tactical nuke which we will couple with chinese processors, gps and integrated circuits given by Hakka...is that agreed upon?". Hakka said "Yeeea! I agree", 60 Cents said "Yo Man I am cool with it" Abbas also agreed and everyone parted ways...with 60 Cents doing his gangsta rap...
Yo man!!
"rockets, bombs, fusion and fission
we wanna destroy the mars mission!!!
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