Chapter 6 - Continued.....

60 Cents, Agent Gobar and Agent Champat entered the Oval Office and found U.S. President Condolezza Chapathi sitting with the Secretary of Defence 'Cycle Jackson' (you guessed it right...he is the great grand son of Michael Jackson) and discussing the grim situation and possibilities of Indians landing on Mars. 60 Cents speaks up first "Respect to Ms. Condolezza and Mr. Cycle!"; Condolezza replies "Hello 60! good morning!", Cycle Jackson gets up, puts his left palm on his pelvic region, raises his right hand to shoulder length and like his great grandfather thrusts his pelvis 4-5 times while shouting "AAAooo!! AAAooo!! ...Good Mornin 60...AAAooo!" (followed by a moonwalk!) 60 Cents shouts, " yeaoo Cycle! you gotto relax man! you are scaring me! ... sit down! I have some serious shit for all ya guyz...", and continues "..we are gonna be in deep shit! jus been to Indi-ya yesterday, and I heard they are sendin a bunch of brown asses to Mars which ain't good news for you or me"; on hearing this Condolezza asks, "Do we have the date and time of the launch?", to which 60 Cents says "Well, this nigga brothah jus too clever for this shit, of course, I have the new Date and Time of the launch, and not only that, I know the place they plan to crack (launch) the shuttle from!"; to which Cycle says (in a feminine nasal voice), "We'hv been hit by, we'hv been struck by...a 'smooth criminal'! AAooo! we need to stop the launch??". Condolezza asks "Cycle, what are the options we have to stop the launch?"; Cycle sings, "the plan is Bad...the plan is 'Dangerous'..we will nuke the facilty using Paki zombies (brainwashed jehadi skunks)". 60 Cents says, "Yea000! this nigga brothah has already spoken to the Paki and Chinese brothahs! and they are ready to carry out this terrorist stuff for some cheddar (cheddar is the Hip Hop lingo for cash)! 60 Cents asks Cycle "Did you get in touch with the President of Russia Mr. Vladimir Puke-in?". Cycle said, "AAoooo! well I did get in touch with them, but they dont seem to be interested in destroying the Mars Mission AAooo!(Cycle does 2 pelvic thrusts) because they suspect our presence in Mars which they want to find out and since they have provided the Shuttle technology to India, I am sure they do not want to see it going down in flames AAoooo!(Cycle does a moonwalk again)".

60 reponds, "Man! this is some bad shit! a visibly shaken Condolezza asks, "what are you worried about?" to which 60 says, "Man! if Russians provide security to the brown asses (Indians), they manage to stop our sabotage attempts and finally reach Mars, then we are totally screwed...it will be a world war! cause they would find that we have sent some Tinheads (robots) to excavate that planet! we need to brief the Pentagon right now!". To which Cycle does robot break dance coupled with a moonwalk and shouts, "AAooo!! this plan is bad....this plan is dangerous!! AAoooo!!". Cycle's 'Aaoo!!' startles 60 Cents, and he reacts by giving a solid punch on Cycle Jackson's face breaking his nose..(Cycle howls like puppy Aaoo Aaoo) ...and says "I dint kill you cause you are a nigga brothah! but next time you scare people with your idiotic 'break' dance, then this nigga brothah will 'break' ya!! ". Condolezza smiles and says, "Thanks 60 for your update on this matter and of course for breaking Jackson's face, if you had not punched him, I am sure I would have done it myself! Do not worry! I will get in touch with the Pentagon and update them myself on this issue and we will give you whatever support you need to stop this mission!"

Agent Champat and Agent Gobar were silently listening to the entire conversation and were getting ready to pass on the entire conversation to Mr.ASS (Mr. Ayyo Swami Sriranganathan).